Back on and back flippin!!

Went to Corby skatepark in northhamptonshire last monday and got backflips down again. Hell yeah!

The Angry Florist

In Farnham today 4 of us were chatting in front of a florist stall in the high street. He asked us to move, we said yes. I said yeeeaaahhh and he started having a go- "you say something mate?" he said. I was like "calm down."

I Hate Brambles

I had to go and pick up the crap from the field where my girlfriend keeps her horses yesterday. I didnt have wellies so I put two carrier bags aroung each trainer to stop them getting wet. Looked silly, but worked. Anyway, while emtying the wheel barrow I managed to get scratched across the face by bloody brambles.

The Good Times Ahead!

Taken from the Build the Woods site, this is Villij Trails in deep winter!

Sick Backflip photo from Buildthewoods

Joke Time 2

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why was 6 scared? Cos seven eight nine.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.

My Old Spot

I went back to the old trail spot I built where I used to work the other day. When I first built them I hated anything out of place but I dont care now. There was a dog crap on one of the landings and I just laughed. Was good to go back.

Pyro

Im not a pyromaniac but whenever someone annoys me I threaten to set them on fire.

Trails Update

So, on the trails front; I have found an awesome spot (courtesy of Daniel Nash!), that ticks all the boxes- good soil, slightly downhill, no annoying dog walkers or kids, plenty of space and its so out of the way no one will be in there trashing them. The only downside is that i'll have to wait until the land owner gets back around christmas time so we can discuss the plans further. In the meantime i'll be digging at Spooks trails with a few of my mates to get the place back to its former glory as well as building some new stuff. Follow my link to the Buildthewoods site to see some updates from Spooks (should be up there soon) and other amazing trails around the country.

BMX Trails

Lets get one thing straight, this might be a random blog about a load of old bull, but its mainly about BMX trails. Not mountain bike trails, BMX trails. And another thing. I am no relation of the band Hanson, (you know, them umm bop blokes). I have entitled it digging in the woods because thats what I like doing. Moving and shaping dirt in amongst the trees. Building smooth, transitioned lips and landings so I can spend the summer flowing through the trails with my buddies.

Bugger

I was sitting on the sofa the other night and was scratching my knee with a clicky pen. Little did I realise that the end was out and I had drawn all over my new jeans.

Tile Factory

I met two of my mates in a disused tile factory this afternoon. We were hoping to build some ramps out of all the old pallets but ended up mooching about and looking for rats. The lads thought there were loads but it turned out the squeeking was branches scraping on the old tin roof.

Cigars

I wouldnt mind trying cigars. Ive always enjoyed the smell of the smoke and they look damn cool.

'Guru Spade'

When I found the long handle shovel I recently purchased was flexing at the wood/metal join, I reinforced it with some tape and the grill from a used disposable barbeque. So far its worked a treat and made it stronger.

Terrifying Yoghurt

It may be old news to some of you but my mates and I met a boy in Bedford who told us his brother was scared of yoghurt and custard.

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Dont know why I want to become a journalist. I'm watching the news and its just depressing.