Why cant a car play football? Cos its only got one boot. (courtesy of Jamie Cockburn)
Why cant a motorbike play tennis? Cos its two tyred.
What key opens all locks? A pikey.
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About Me
- Sammy Hanson
- Im short, dark and Hanson! I like digging, piling and shaping dirt into trails. I like riding trails with friends. I like being in the woods. I love my girlfriend and family. I like random crap.
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